There aren't many rules here - the vision is to create a nice place, full of nice people, and for humanity to kinda work well.

That said, here is a brief list of dos and don'ts:

Please:

• respect the house and be patient with its foibles - it's old and requires some compromise/ forgiveness sometimes

• be as loud as you want

• look after the carpets - no food or drink upstairs

• explore

• respect the animals and countryside

• relax

• keep the oven hob clean - ceramic hobs are a pain I know, but...

• play and have fun

• don't flush things you shouldn't down the toilets. No 21st-century mains sewerage here 💩

• tell me if if something has happened - if I know, I can sort it